(Photos: David Abbott)
Given that this particular participant just couldn't bear the idea of donning a bicycle helmet, the Sydney Tweed Run was always going to be out of bounds (ALL participants must obey ALL Road Rules).
Moreover her non-participating reality was further compounded by the fact that she didn't have any Harris tweed anyway only carpet!!
Undeterred by this somewhat significant wardrobe omission for a tweedy bicycle ride, the 'would-be-if-she-could-have-been' participant creatively embarked upon an upholstered jaunt along her favourite street!!!
"Oh, to be in King Street
Now that June is there"
(apologies to Bobby Browning)
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