(Photos: Amsterdamize, Flickr, Royal Cyclery)
The idea of Australian bicycle safety has depended on all kinds of special effects that by definition contain a whiff of complete ridiculousness. It's the job of serious Bicycle NSW-types & the like to erase any trace of this ridiculousness and thus we get to observe the theatre of Australian cycling advocates underwriting scripts & props to "Danger Zone - The Bicycle".
Fascinatingly, we see that they have their own language and their own costumes and even their own special architect-designed bicycles which weigh less than meringues. But you don't have to scratch the surface very deep to expose the uncontainable whiff of 'Boys' Own Adventure World Ridiculousness'.
Why don't they do us all a favour & find themselves a truly scary pastime!!!
Cycling isn't dangerous: it's for everyone - aka from grannies to babies!!!!
Always has been, always will be!
Grow up, fellas!